I am a big friggin dildo. hehe-duh. hehe-duh.

I am a big pansy. I enjoy masterbating to the beat John playing the kazoo. Hehe-da, da, da. My name is Thom, I'm an ugly, smelling like butt, butt smelling like pop rocks, transexual. I enjoy playing with gerbils with a tube mind you, whilst wearing mommy's skin tight black dress. My talents includes: being an amibextres milidroit, Alien abductee, and particpating in government founded projects, example: Brainwashing, miniatureszation, I love pink and purple, there my favorite colors in the homo rainbow. My secret plans include: Have a chain reaction masterbation-a-thon, Cruising my Butt-buddy, Johns, closet for kinky undie-wears and experamenting with my newest tube! fall-o-pian. I like to giggle like a japanese school girl behind my hand, and wear see-through clothing. I also wear sensual pur-fume, I pay homage to Stazzia's alter, and I worship the very ground Manda treds upon. Cause I'm a loser type person. hehe duh.

My pimp Manda, with aid of her pimp Stazzia Plan on training me how to grease the gerbil tube myself. And if I'm a good little freak, they'll buy me neon green anal beads for my bris!

Gotta go, luv ya Bu-Bye!

Smooches...

This is my self portrate. Arent I sexy?

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